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I’m not going to kill him I’m going to give him decorative holes.

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I aborted the video, I can’t handle it. Seriously, I can’t, it makes me want to assume the fetal position in any of the five corners of this room, rocking back and forth while crying over what’s become of mankind.

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By the time this reaches the two minute mark, my intelligence will have decreased sufficiently to render me incapable of operating my personal computing device.

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Did you just hear that?! My IQ just dropped.

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'Tis beech is fatiguing progressively.